Thursday, September 01, 2005

While my house is being attacked by swallows

Make that 3 nights in a row. I like people. Good people anyways. The people that I like.

So today I got to take lots of things appart though it wasnt really appropriate to put them back together. Notes of the day:

- Hissing cockroaches hyperventilate but dont die when you put them in CO2
- It is really hard to find a clam heart when its not beating
- Frogs bleed well but clot fast (we didnt have to kill my guys!!!)
- Mice dont like it when you cut their tales
- It is way easier to bleed a fish from the gills instead of the heart no matter what the proff says

So I got bit by a mouse today which I think is my own fault but I'm not entirely sure. The only reason I know this is because the cockroach chose that particular hole in my body to latch on with his feet. It is extremly difficult to remove a subcutaneous roach. Let me suggest you avoid it at all costs.

I am leaving in a few for a majors meeting and then a bio club meeting officially make myself a complete nerd today. I am ok with it.

Since you read this far I think I will reward you with some more words. I added a few chunks last night and now I think it is done as far as line quantity but maybe not quality. I need to work on actually finishing things so I dont have to keep telling you it is being worked on. I feel kinda self conscious about it. I'm not trying to use it as an excuse or a crutch for poor work. If I think its poor I will just not post it. These things just arent done thats all. Anyways. The point. Or close to it.

:::Poem removed for serious overhaulage and some wanton destruction (9/3/05):::

-Jn

3 comments:

The Red Queen said...

I am so torn: torn between worring about you being chewed up, sad because your words are too graffic and it makes my heart ache for you and then I am suddenly laughing till I cry. Just sign me Queen Mother, friend of Ed who neither travels or rambles- yeah right!

Stillers play their last pre-season game tonight. Kinda sad.

Ramblin' Ed said...

Most eewwww line:
Sweet masculine confection

Line that makes me giggle:
I take my happiness now in nips and snatches

Here's hoping you can keep the insects out of your rodent bites today.

Coal Miner's Daughter said...

Do not worry about me getting chewed on. I mean maybe worry if it was a bat in peru but not a completely sterile lab mouse. And the roach was just a little frightened cause my hands were covered in his sister. Mmm roach guts.

And as for the the most ewww line, yeah I put it in because it gives me the heebie jeebies more or less and the thought of her and him and doings stuff.
.:Shudder:.