I slip over the black in expert-tied boots chasing Daddy's red shirt into the darkness and see a whole new world.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Just like a little kid
Recent discovery worth noting: Cats don't like Bailey's. Not even Bailey's with a little milk thrown in. Though I will give Jazz (my cat) credit. He did at least try the mixture. Then he just gave me a dirty look and walked away. Oh well. -Jn
Cats are more sophisticated than that. Offer her a martini.
(Ed note: Sometimes just offering up a quality drink does not work. In these rare instances the best thing to do is offer the fickle feline a wider range of options. Something I find particularly effective,is to offer 3 choices: a) drink the martini, b)recieve a butt kicking then drink the martini, or c)have your tail and eyebrows (dry) shaved, the skin doused with Old Spice NASCAR scent then painted sunflower yellow, THEN drink the dang martini. I think you'll find that they more often than not do the right thing.)
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Cats are more sophisticated than that. Offer her a martini.
(Ed note: Sometimes just offering up a quality drink does not work. In these rare instances the best thing to do is offer the fickle feline a wider range of options. Something I find particularly effective,is to offer 3 choices: a) drink the martini, b)recieve a butt kicking then drink the martini, or c)have your tail and eyebrows (dry) shaved, the skin doused with Old Spice NASCAR scent then painted sunflower yellow, THEN drink the dang martini. I think you'll find that they more often than not do the right thing.)
Travelin' Ed
Oooops. 'Scuse me. Jazz is a he. Offer instead a smooth bourbon ar an old fashioned. My bust. I must learn to read for comprehension.
Travelin' Ed
Thanks for the tip. I will try that. -Jn
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